amazingphil:

spiderinthecupboard:

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to subscribe to youtube.com/AmazingPhil

Hahaaa I love this

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mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

07/25/2014



hardspock:

fuck—spock:

remyxpietro:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

Imma frick them

DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS

excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

07/25/2014



dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

07/25/2014



phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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OH MY GOD

bigbangpunch:

I just met a 99 YEAR OLD man whose first job was TO STAND THERE AND PLAY THE VIOLIN FOR AUDIENCES DURING SILENT MOVIES ARE YOU KIDDING ME I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD HAVE “WALKING ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK” AS A CAREER

EDIT: HE JUST SAID HE’D IMPROVISE DIFFERENT SCORES AND SOMETIMES JUST PLAY HILARIOUS SHIT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH OMFG HUMANITY

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reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist
07/25/2014



coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

07/25/2014



richporn:

Follow me for HOT guys and HOTTER sex!

http://richporn.tumblr.com

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY THIS IS A PORN BLOG I FOLLOW AND THEY JUST POSTED THIS. this is MARCUS BUTLER

07/25/2014
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2chaaaain:

linzstuck:

posts saying white cis males suck

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posts saying all men suck

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friends reblogging those posts

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me wearing a hatimage

me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing another hat

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me wearing the first hat again 

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me wearing another hat

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:)

07/25/2014



queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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07/25/2014



[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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